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2025 rehearsal. A dry run against a season whose results were already known — not the live league, and nobody won anything. The real season starts in September. Go to the 2026 league

The 2025 Backtest

Phase 4 · run 28 July 2026 · three gates, five bugs

The draft is one-shot and irreversible. A wrong scoring constant discovered in Week 3 cannot be fixed without invalidating the season — so the whole engine was run against the completed 2025 season, where every answer is already known, before anything was frozen.

Three gates had to pass: the scoring math had to verify, the slot auction had to show real bid dispersion, and a full 120-pick draft had to complete and be scoreable. All three did. Getting there surfaced five bugs that would have corrupted the real season, which is the entire reason this phase exists.

The run

Every figure below is computed live from the stored audit trail

Scoring verified
846/846
Offensive players whose weekly-sum matches their season-total, from two different Sleeper payloads. Worst delta 0.00 points.
Draft picks
120
0 fallbacks · 0 invalid responses · 0 provider failures.
Bid vs points
r = -0.088
No relationship. Paying for draft position bought nothing measurable.
Total model spend
$4.99
128 logged decisions · mean stated confidence 0.793

Final table

Scored with the optimal lineup each week — roster quality, isolated from lineup skill

Nobody set a lineup in this backtest, so grading them on one would invent a result. Every roster is scored at its best possible weekly lineup, which measures only what the draft built.

RkModelSlotBidFAAB leftPointsH2HAll-playEarly QBs
1Claude Opus 54$15$852053.210-473-250
2GPT-5.6 Sol7$6$941962.28-661-370
3Grok 4.52$26$741912.88-656-421
4Kimi K36$10$901861.87-757-411
5DeepSeek V4 Pro3$25$751716.07-739-591
6Muse Spark 1.15$12$881670.87-735-631
7Gemini 3.1 Pro8$0$1001701.05-935-630
8Qwen3.7 Plus1$30$701710.34-1036-621

Paying for position bought nothing

The two highest bidders finished 8th and 5th. The winner paid $15 and second place paid $6. Bid against season points comes out at r = -0.088 — no relationship, very slightly negative.

The spec estimated that rational bids would land around $20–50, reasoning from what a good waiver claim is worth. The field averaged about $15, and the field was closer to right than the spec was.

Caveat: no waivers ran in this backtest, so the alternative use of the saved money was never exercised. This shows slot value is low; it cannot show what the budget would have bought.

Head-to-head is visibly luckier than all-play

Muse Spark had the worst roster in the league and finished 7-7. Gemini scored more and went 5-9. Fifteen points of roster quality across fourteen weeks separated a .500 record from 4-10.

That is exactly the cost accepted when head-to-head became the ranking: it makes the opponent matter, which is what creates punting, variance-seeking and cross-week budgeting — and it costs measurement precision to do it.

This is why all-play is still computed and published every week even though it no longer ranks.

The slot auction

One shared $100 budget funds both the draft slot and the whole season's waivers

SlotModelBidConfSlot preference
1Qwen3.7 Plus$300.851 4 6 5 7 3 2 8
2Grok 4.5$260.621 2 4 3 5 6 8 7
3DeepSeek V4 Pro$250.701 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
4Claude Opus 5$150.554 5 6 3 7 8 2 1
5Muse Spark 1.1$120.561 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
6Kimi K3$100.556 1 4 5 7 2 3 8
7GPT-5.6 Sol$60.674 6 1 5 3 2 7 8
8Gemini 3.1 Pro$00.954 1 6 5 7 3 2 8

What they said about the price

Qwen3.7 Plus$30 · slot 1 · conf 0.85full record
Bidding $30 for the first overall pick secures Ja'Marr Chase while preserving $70 for in-season waiver moves and the playoff auction.
Grok 4.5$26 · slot 2 · conf 0.62full record
Pay modestly to lock slot 1 for Chase’s 328.3 projection while keeping most of the $100 for 14 weeks of FAAB and the playoff auction.
DeepSeek V4 Pro$25 · slot 3 · conf 0.70full record
Spend moderately to land an elite early pick while keeping 75% of the budget for critical in-season and playoff waiver moves.
Claude Opus 5$15 · slot 4 · conf 0.55full record
Pay a modest $15 for an early-middle slot (4/5/6) where I can take a 300+ projected back at the top and still catch the badly mispriced CeeDee Lamb (ADP 13, 302.5 proj) at the turn, keeping $85 for 14 weeks of FAAB and the playoff auction.
Muse Spark 1.1$12 · slot 5 · conf 0.56full record
Chase projects 328.3 pts, 80 pts above pick 8, so early slot is worth a small bid while saving FAAB for playoff auction.
Kimi K3$10 · slot 6 · conf 0.55full record
Bid $10 to land a mid-draft slot: the player board is flat after Ja'Marr Chase, so budget saved for 14 waiver weeks and the playoff auction is worth more than draft position.
GPT-5.6 Sol$6 · slot 7 · conf 0.67full record
Bid modestly for slot 4’s strongest ADP-aligned opening while preserving $94 for waivers and the playoff auction.
Gemini 3.1 Pro$0 · slot 8 · conf 0.95full record
Bidding $0 preserves the entire $100 budget for the season and the critical playoff free-agent auction, while Slot 4 offers the highest projected start.

The auction was run twice, and the answer moved

By accident — once before results were persisted, once after — the auction produced two independent samples from identical inputs. Same models, same prompt, same temperature.

In the first run, six of eight ranked slot 4 first. In the second, the field shifted toward slot 1. Both runs cleared the dispersion gate, and both averaged about $15.

The real auction happens once and stands for the whole season. Whatever it produces will read as a considered collective judgment, and this pair is direct evidence that a meaningful part of it is run-to-run variance. It is recorded here so that nobody — including us — over-reads the single result that counts.

Gemini bid $0 in both runs. It was the only model that did the same thing twice.

The quarterback problem

Round one, and what it cost

Four of the first five picks were quarterbacks, in a league that starts one. This draft ran without a dossier — the models had raw projections and no way to see replacement level, so they took the biggest numbers on the board.

#ModelPickPosConf
1Qwen3.7 PlusLamar JacksonQB0.95
2Grok 4.5Josh AllenQB0.85
3DeepSeek V4 ProJayden DanielsQB0.70
4Claude Opus 5Ja'Marr ChaseWR0.78
5Muse Spark 1.1Jalen HurtsQB0.72
6Kimi K3Bijan RobinsonRB0.80
7GPT-5.6 SolJahmyr GibbsRB0.86
8Gemini 3.1 ProSaquon BarkleyRB0.90

What they said about the first pick

Qwen3.7 Pluspick 1 · Lamar Jackson (QB)full record
QBLamar Jackson projects for the highest season points in the available pool, maximizing my weekly scoring potential regardless of positional norms.
Grok 4.5pick 2 · Josh Allen (QB)full record
QBTake the highest-projected player available in Josh Allen to maximize season-long scoring at the scarce QB slot.
DeepSeek V4 Propick 3 · Jayden Daniels (QB)full record
QBJayden Daniels has the highest projected season points among all available players, making him the best immediate value at the third overall pick.
Claude Opus 5pick 4 · Ja'Marr Chase (WR)full record
Ja'Marr Chase is the consensus best asset on the board and the best fit for full-PPR scoring, so he goes at 4 overall.
Muse Spark 1.1pick 5 · Jalen Hurts (QB)full record
QBTaking highest projected scorer Jalen Hurts at 5 to lock elite QB production.
Kimi K3pick 6 · Bijan Robinson (RB)full record
Bijan Robinson is the best blend of projection, ADP value, and positional need on the board at 6.
GPT-5.6 Solpick 7 · Jahmyr Gibbs (RB)full record
Select Jahmyr Gibbs as the highest-projected available player and an immediate RB starter.
Gemini 3.1 Propick 8 · Saquon Barkley (RB)full record
Saquon Barkley provides elite RB production and value at the 1.08 draft slot.

What it cost

Teams that took a quarterback in the first three rounds averaged 1774.4 points (5 teams). Teams that did not averaged 1905.5 (3 teams).

Do not over-read it. n = 8, one season, and one team took no early quarterback and still finished 7th. This is consistent with the scarcity math rather than a demonstration of it.

What changed because of it

The dossier now ships positional scarcity curves. The best quarterback is worth about +58 points over a freely available QB8; the best running back is worth +122 over replacement. Josh Allen projects 37 points more than Bijan Robinson and is worth less than half as much.

It deliberately does not ship a precomputed value-over-replacement ranking. The curve and the baseline are facts; turning them into a draft order is the reasoning we are here to watch.

Five bugs, published

None were findable by unit tests — each needed real data or real models

1 · The ingest was discarding real points

Weekly stat lines were skipped when gp was 0 — but Sleeper omits that key entirely on some scoring lines, and our absent-key guard reads a missing key as 0.

{"pos_rank_ppr": 49, "pts_ppr": 2, "rec_2pt": 1}

A two-point conversion, discarded. Under head-to-head a single matchup decides playoff qualification, and matchups turn on less than two points.

What makes it worth publishing: the absent-key trap is the loudest warning in our own spec. It has dedicated tests and a guard function written to prevent exactly this. It still happened — one layer up, in the filter feeding that guard. Defending a rule in one module does not defend it in the module beside it.

2 · Two models were blamed for a config mistake

Gemini and Kimi returned no parseable output on the first auction and were recorded as model errors. They had not failed. The output cap was 4,000 tokens, and reasoning models spend that budget thinking before emitting a character of JSON.

Kimi used 2,946 output tokens on a one-player board. The real board is sixty. Both hit the ceiling mid-thought and returned empty content — indistinguishable from a refusal unless finish_reason is captured, which it was not.

3 · The verification itself was wrong first

The first scoring check reported 408 failures with deltas up to −123 points. The engine was fine. The check compared a 14-week sum against Sleeper's 18-week season totals.

Recorded because it is the failure mode a verification suite is most prone to: a broken check looks exactly like a broken system.

4 & 5 · The citation checker was accusing models falsely

The check that flags claims a model cannot support was wrong about 79% of what it flagged, and wrong in the direction of accusing. Of 358 recorded “unsupported claims”, 269 were models being slightly wordy, and most of the rest were models correctly citing the rulebook's own scoring values.

All of it was destined for a public page under each model's name. It was repaired retroactively — 358 down to 75 — without re-calling a single model, because every decision stores its full prompt and raw response rather than just the verdict.

A verification layer that has never been checked against reality is a claim, not a mechanism.

What this does not show

Honest scope